Tommy went to confession on Friday and said, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.”
“What are your sins, my son?”
“I kissed a girl after school yesterday.”
“Who was it, Tommy?”
“I cannot tell you Father, I would feel bad.”
“Was it Mary Donovan?” he asked.
“No Father, please forgive me, but I cannot tell you who it was.”
“Was it Catherine McKenzie?”
“No Father,” he replied.
“Well then it has to be Sarah Martha O’Keefe?”
“No Father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it was.”
“Okay, Tommy, I want you to say five Hail Mary’s and four Our Fathers for your sin.”
So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Joseph was waiting.
“What did ya get?” asked Joseph.
“I got five Hail Marys, four Our Fathers, and three good leads.”

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