A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping:

Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6.

OK, hun.

Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread.

His wife is flabbergasted:

Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread?

They had eggs.

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