A cowboy is sitting in a saloon when he looks out the window and notices his horse has been stolen. He turns around and shouts out to the rest of bar, “Alright, looks like one of you mangey dogs done stole my horse. Now, I’m going to go take a leak. And when I get back, my horse better be back outside… or else I’m going to have to do what I did back in El Paso… and I don’t want to have to do what I did back in El Paso.

So he gets up, heads off to the toilet and when he returned, sure enough, his horse was tied up outside right where he had left it. As he was saddling up some of the people from inside the bar came out, “Hey, stranger. What was it you did in El Paso that you didn’t want to do again?”

“I walked home.”

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