A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting.
The British doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.”

Then the German doctor bragged, “That’‘s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.”

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, “You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and almost immediately afterwards half the country was looking for work.”

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Comments

  1. I didn’t take it from there, honest. I am on a message board where I get joke of the day postings which I occasionaly take a joke from. They must have gotten a joke from Comedy Central.

    — Etan #

  1. Interesting to know, but no worries.

    See I’m the one who re-wrote, posted and scheduled that joke.  I do not claim to have written it, and so whomever is taking my editing, out of all the sources out there… why I was flattered.

    Seriously, it’s all good. 

    Smoochies,

    — Susie #

  1. Funny, that was Comedy Cemtral’s joke of the day for May 6th verbatim…

    Rock on with yo bad selves,
    S

    — S.F. #

  1. I didn’t get that joke. angry.gif width=15 height=15 </img>

    — janet #

  1. Not much to get… they were talking about Bush…

    — Etan #

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