A man called animal control because there was a huge gorilla in a tree in his yard. The animal control worker shows up and assures the guy he can take care of the situation.

The worker goes to his truck and gets a long thick stick, a shotgun, a pair of handcuffs, and a Chihuahua. He explains that he will climb the tree with the stick and knock the gorilla out with it. The Chihuahua is trained to sick balls, meaning he will ferociously attack the gorillas balls when he falls out of the tree. Then when he reaches for his aching balls, the homeowner will slap the handcuffs on him.

The homeowner then asked what the shotgun was for.

The worker replied, “If the gorilla knocks me out of the tree… shoot the Chihuahua.”

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