A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up expecting some pitiful yankee queer.
The bartender looks up and says, “You ain’t from around here are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Iowa?”
The bartender asks, “What the heck do you do in Iowa?”
The guy responds, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender asks, “What in the heck is a taxidermist?”
The guy replies, “I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and shouts out, “It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!”
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