Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don’t scare easily. But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big John and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!!

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  1. tell me abt it dude, i have encountered a female driver who got a shock of her life (godknowswathappened) & took her hands of the steering wheel! wtf!?! i was only an amateur bikee then….

    — spilledmilk #

  1. bet she was a little old chinese lady too

    — Edward #

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