Tommy went to confession on Friday and said, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.”
“What are your sins, my son?”
“I kissed a girl after school yesterday.”
“Who was it, Tommy?”
“I cannot tell you Father, I would feel bad.”
“Was it Mary Donovan?” he asked.
“No Father, please forgive me, but I cannot tell you who it was.”
“Was it Catherine McKenzie?”
“No Father,” he replied.
“Well then it has to be Sarah Martha O’Keefe?”
“No Father, please forgive me, I cannot tell you who it was.”
“Okay, Tommy, I want you to say five Hail Mary’s and four Our Fathers for your sin.”
So Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Joseph was waiting.
“What did ya get?” asked Joseph.
“I got five Hail Marys, four Our Fathers, and three good leads.”

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  1. Hello fellow hunters…would you be able to give me some tips on where to quest,tips for pvping, solo questing and money making?i am currently a lvl 30 Nelf hunter.

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  1. i really want the10 pts but dude your a hunter lol that makes you insta pwnage. its the same for everyone else. At 30, go to AB and STV-although your gonna get raped at stv. Run Gnomer and SM GY. money making- pik up skinnning and herb- your NE so you have a +5 or w/e to herb.

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  1. great joke i like this joke very and i will share this on my blog http://mixxnews.com (thanks)

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  1. He got 3 good leads and he’s happy for that. grin

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  1. Ha!
    heard it before but I always love that one!

    be good!

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  1. LOL, very funny, i love it. Look at mine
    Once a lady was talking rudely with a street hawker.
    Old Lady: I will break your 64 teeth if you say a single word more.
    Hawker: Looking stunned at the old lady
    Third Person: Looking strange at the lady and thought for a while and said slowly to the old lady, teeth are only 32 then how you can break 64, she came to the man and said.

    Old Lady:
    I already knew that you will definitely interrupt rascal, i added 32 of yours too. smile

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  1. Nice joke. I had enjoyed it.Thanks for sharing.

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  1. Very funny that joke. Must tell my friends this. great stuff

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  1. Very good joke. So that’s mens strategy!

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  1. good one!  I’ll read other jokes in your blog. smile

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  1. Very good joke. So that’s mens strategy!

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  1. I would like to share a joke that I have read few days ago…
    Never Mess with your WIFE!
    A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
    Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
    The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
    The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl !!!” The woman kept quiet and left.
    Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
    “Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?”
    “Which present?” She asked.
    “The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!”
    “Oh, that” she said “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!”

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  1. funny joke

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  1. haha sneaky little dude. nice joke.

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  1. Pretty Awseome post im loving it yaya

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  1. Haha honest to goodness these jokes made my day!

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  1. Great joke…i haven’t heard this one before!

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  1. Great joke! Keep them coming grin

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  1. Great joke! Keep them coming!

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  1. hmm nice joke ….

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  1. haha ….. nice joke.. but heard it before..

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  1. Thanks for nice post.  I’ll definitely visit the site again…

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  1. The only thing better than the outcome, was if he got 4 leads. wink  Me myself I would have gotten 10. smile

    Good quick joke.

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