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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

     The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
     The bouncer is a blonde girl.
     I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
     The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
     The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

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Comments

1. not funny and way too long

   — funny 

1. Well that was an interesting joke.

   — Longer Sex 

1. Blond jokes. Love ‘em!

   — Tony's house 

1. How would anyone not find this funny?!

   — house kids playing 

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