The newspaper obituary operator received a phone call. The elderly woman on the other end asked, “How much do funeral notices cost?”
“Five dollars per word, ma’am,” came the response.
“Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Okay, write this: ‘Bill died.’”
“I’m sorry, ma’am, I forgot to tell you there’s a five-word minimum.”
“Hmmph,” came the reply. “You certainly did forget to tell me that.”
After a moment of silence, the woman continued, “Got your pencil and paper?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Okay, print this: ‘Bill died. Car for sale.’”
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According to Readers Digest this is the funniest joke in the world. Its swedish originally.
Visiting the countryside on a hunting trip, the well-dressed man from Stockholm takes aim and shoots a duck. But the fowl drops into a farmer’s field, and the farmer claims it. Since both want it, the farmer suggests settling the dispute with an old fashioned hick-kick. “I kick you as hard as I can in the crotch, then you do the same to me,” he explains. “Whoever screams the least gets the bird.”
The city man agrees. So the farmer winds up and delivers a crushing blow to the man’s privates, and he collapses to the ground. Twenty minutes later, when he finally manages to stand, he gasps, “My turn.”
“Nah,” says the farmer, turning away. “You can keep the duck.”
freeroll
— Mark H 
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like it… thats a good one..
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Really Nice joke. As Mark said is this Readers Digest this is the funniest joke in the world? 
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I though the lady will said, bill died, his car auction
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Very funny joke. I will pass this on to my mates
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