A woman was talking to her friend “over the fence” when she noticed her husband coming home carrying a bunch of flowers.
Her friend said, “Isn’t that nice, he’s bringing you flowers.”
The woman said, “Great—that means another weekend flat on my back with my feet up in the air!”
The friend said, “What’s the matter, don’t you have a vase?”
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