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A scientist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, ‘Jump, frog, jump!’
The frog jumped.

The scientist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, ‘Frog with four legs jumped six feet.’

Then he cut the frog’s front legs off and ordered, ‘Jump, frog, jump!’
The frog struggled and jumped.

The scientist noted in his journal, ‘Frog with two legs jumped two feet.’

Next, the scientist cut off the frog’s back legs. Once more, he shouted, ‘Jump, frog, jump!’
The frog just lay there.

‘Jump, frog, jump!’ the scientist repeated.
Nothing.

The scientist noted in his journal, ‘Frog with no legs is deaf.’

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1. Bench, do not explain.

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1. I love frog jokes.  Here is another one (although I think I might have given the answer away already);

   Q: What’s red and green and goes 60 miles per hour?
   A: A frog in a blender.

   One more… one more…

   Q: What’s the difference between a frog and a dirty old man?
   A: A frog says, “ribit… ribit” while a dirty old man says “Rub it… Rub it”

   — Water Ionizer 

1. Hehe! Ok here’s another:
   A lonely frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and asks what his future holds.
   The psychic tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young lady who will want to know everything about you.”
   The frog, very excited, asks “Where will I meet her?”
   The psychic replies, “In a biology lab.”

   — Dave 

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