A politician in China asks a man why he is leaving to the US.
Politician In China: Why are you leaving China to go the US? Are you not satisfied with the work?
Man In China: I am satisfied with the work.
Politician In China: Are you not satisfied with the pay?
Man In China: I am satisfied with the pay.
Politician In China: Are you not satisfied with the Politicians in China?
Man In China: I am satisfied with the Politicians in China.
Politician In China: Then why are you leaving China and moving the US?
Man In China: Because in the US, I am allowed to be unsatisfied.
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How do Chinese parents name their kids?
The parents take a couple of dishes with them and head upstairs. They reach the top of the stairs and throw the dishes downstairs.
“CHING!!! CHONG!!!”
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