A man calls his boss and tells him he won’t be coming in to work today because he’s not feeling well. The boss says, “Well we really need you today. Whenever I’m feeling sick I tell my wife to give me a blow job. Works every time. Why don’t you try that and then see how you feel.”
He calls back an hour later and says, “Just letting you know, I’m on my way to work. I feel great now. And by the way, you have a nice house.”




  1. Hi all!
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    What brother cooler for the power supply ?
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    the photo must not understand it, but it is smile

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  1. good work EPDM

    — EPDM #

  1. Hello , for some reason the display periodically flashing, lighted and then goes out.
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    — Evgenii3620 #

  1. I alone significantly the last few rejuvenate sun beginning to bake more?
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    — Evdokim4246 #

  1. There was my quarrel with the mother and cousin .
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    — Nestor8391 #

  1. Over three days ago, turned to his account in the network through the terminal grandmother Qiwi.
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    — Ermolai6904 #

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    — Olya0951 #

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    — Nestor1406 #

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