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An American, a German, and a Chinese got lost in the desert.  Just before they are about to faint, a genie appeared in front of them and offered them 3 wishes.  They decided to split up the 3 wishes so each of them will get one.  The American says, “My country is waiting for my service, I must be back.”, and there he goes.  The German says, “There are a lot of hot chicks waiting for me at home, so I must go back”, so there he goes.  The Chinese thinks for a moment, and says “There are no places that I wish to go to, and I’m too bored being alone here.  Can you bring them back?”, and “poof”, the American and the German appear in front of him. 

Needless to say, the American and the German are ready to beat the hell out of the Chinese, and just before that happens, another genie appear and grants them another 3 wishes.  Again splitting the wishes up, the American and the German decide to let the Chinese go first. The Chinese think for a moment, and finally says “I’m fine with them here with me, you can go now”.

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Comments

1. Danke.

   — Etan 

1. that’s a really gd one! =)

   — spilledmilk 

1. Nice

   — Artemis 

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