A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I am here because my house burned down and everything I owned was burned. The insurance company paid for everything.”

“That is quite a coincidence,” said the engineer, “I am here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.”

The lawyer looked somewhat confused and asked, “how do you start a flood?”

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