A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took a seat. The man seated next to her sensed that she was upset and asked her what was wrong.
“The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.
The man nodded sympatheticly and said, “He shouldn’t insult passengers. He could be fired for that.”
“You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!”
“Great,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”