It seems that God was tired, and wanted to take a vacation. However, being everywhere at once, it was a little difficult for him to decide on where to go. So, he called the Archangel Gabriel in on the carpet…

God: Gabe, I’ve got a problem, and I was hoping you could help me out.

Gabriel: I’ll try lord.

God: Well, I need a vacation, and I can’t decide where I should go, and I was hoping that you could give me some suggestions.

(Gabriel thinks intently for a few seconds…)

Gabriel: How about Mercury? That’s a nice place.

God: Nope, too hot. It takes all night to get over the sun-burn you got during the day.

(Gabriel thinks a little longer…)

Gabriel: Hmm… Well, how about Mars?

God: Nope, Mars is too much of a party place. All that whooping and hollering, I never get any rest when I go there.

(Gabriel is starting to get a little desperate by this time…)

Gabriel: Well, how about Earth?

God: NO!! No Way!! The last time I went there, I got this little Jewish girl pregnant, and I haven’t heard the end of that yet!

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  1. heehee!

    I love these kinds of jokes!

    — Rori #

  1. Lol

    — Artemis #

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