A guy loves his girlfriend Wendy so much that he decides to tattoo her name on his dick.
When he’s erect, “Wendy” can be read on his dick, when limp, “Wy” is still visible.
Of course, his girlfriend is very happy with it, and while showing of his art, he proposes, which she gladly accepts.
They decide to go to Jamaica for their honeymoon, and they book a full-fledged all-inn holiday, including nude beach access.
Once at the nude beach, they decide to have a drink at a local pub. While Wendy finds a table, he walks up to the bar to order some drinks.
To his surprise he notices that the jamaican barkeeper also has a tattoo on his dick, reading “Wy”.
Curiously, he asks the man if he might have a girlfriend called Wendy as well.
No, says the barkeeper, smiling, when erect, you can read ‘Welcome to Jamaica man, Have a nice day.’
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