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A rabbi and a priest are seated next to eachother on a non-stop flight cross-country.  Shortly after takeoff, the priest tries to start up a conversation with the rabbi and asks him, “Say rabbi, is it still a part of your faith that you cannot eat pork?”  The rabbi says, “Yes father, pork is still a forbidden food”.  Then the preist asks, “So, have you ever fallen and eaten pork”.  “Yes, I did have pork once”, replies the Rabbi.  They both get quiet again, and a little while later the Rabbi asks, “Father, is it still a part of your faith that promotes celebicy among priests?”  The priest says, “Yes, for all men of the cloth”.  The rabbi then asks, “So, have you even broken your celebicy?” “Yes, I have fallen to the pleasures of the flesh once”, replies the priest.  They get quiet again until the rabbi says, “Sure as hell beats a ham sandwich huh?”

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Comments

1. wouldn’t the priest be the one to say that? or did the rabbi mean in terms of the severity of tbe sin?

   — Edward 

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