An elderly Jewish man marries a young, gorgeous woman. But, alas, no matter how hard he tries, he just can’t satisfy her in bed. So the man goes to his rabbi and explains the situation.
“I’ll tell you what you do”, the rabbi says. “Get the most handsome younger guy you can find. While you and your wife are in bed making love, have him stand over you and wave a towel. This will give your wife the most intense pleasure.”
The elderly husband does just that, but to no avail. He still can’t satisfy his young wife. So he goes back to the rabbi.
“OK, I’ll tell you what you should do now. Have the young man make love to your wife while you wave the towel. Afterward, your wife will love you all the more, and she will get satisfaction as well.”
So that’s what happened that night: the young man made love to the elderly man’s wife, while the elderly man stood over them waving the towel. And wow! was the young wife ever satisfied then!
After they were finished, the elderly husband goes up to the young man and says, “Aha, you schmuck! That’s how you wave a towel!”
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