Did you hear about the farmer and his pig?
A farmer had a sow that he wanted to breed, but none of his boars would mate with it.
He was talking to his neighbor about his situation, and the neighbor replied, “Bring her to my place tomorrow, I’ve got a boar that’ll mate with any sow.”
The next day he puts the sow in the back of the truck and takes it up to the other farm.
They put her in the pen with the boar, and they start going at it wilder than the farmer had ever seen. It lasts for over an hour and the farmer has to pick the sow up and put her in his truck.
“How do I know if it took?” he asks his neighbor.
“Look out the window in the morning, if she’s wallowing in the mud, it took, if she’s lying in the sun; bring her back for another try.”
The farmer goes home, and looks out the window the next day.
The sow is lying in the sun.
So he puts her back in the truck and the previous day’s events are repeated, this time the pigs are squealing so loud it can be heard up and down the street and the neighbors are calling to find out whats going on. Three hours later he finally gets home with the pig, looks out the window the next morning, and she’s lying in the sun again!
He loads her into the truck, hauls her back up to his neighbor’s place, and once again they go wild, this time rousing the other animals. The chickens in the hen house start clucking, the horses get restless, and 5 hours later they have to separate them with the garden hose.
The next morning the farmer can’t bear to look out the window.
He asks his wife to go over and look out the window, “is she wallowing in the mud, or lying in the sun?”
“Neither,” says his wife, “she’s in the cab of the truck, honking’ the Horn.”
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