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A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So he found out from the local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a mark of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting.”

The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler.”

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Comments

1. I’ve heard that joke before but with a proctologist instead.  Your version is better.

   So, still no blog. 

   Hopefully Lucas’ and I’s plan of commandeering my daughters P2 350 MHz, and turning it into a temporary server will work.

   If it works we’ll be back by the weekend.

   — Bradley Caddel 

1. OMG!  That was absolutely funny!

   — Phoenix 

1. That was certainly one of the better jokes that I’ve heard in a long while.  I’ve heard too much really bad humor lately, and this one makes up for a lot of it.  Thanks for sharing!

   — Alex 

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