An old man walks into a confessional.

Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.

Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?

Man: What sins?

Priest: What kind of Catholic are you?

Man: I’m Lutheran.

Priest: Why are you telling me then?

Man: I’m telling everybody!

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Comments

  1. maybe he literally picked the two chicks up and carried them to the motel

    — Edward #

  1. so then he was hitchhiking on the side of the highway, too? of all people, this 92 year old is some very brave grandpa to do this! ha

    — jonathangoldman #

  1. lol. to start, i can’t even imagine seeing a 92 year old driving a car these days.

    — jonathangoldman #

  1. “lol. to start, i can’t even imagine seeing a 92 year old driving a car these days.”

    They’re easy to spot. Look for the car with the blinkers on for 50 frikken miles…

    — scooby #

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