An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession.
“Father, during World War II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic.”
The priest replied, “That was a wonderful thing you did my son and have no need to confess.”
“It’s worse Father, I was weak and told her she must repay me with sexual favors.”
“You were both in grave danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. Heaven, in its wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and evil and judge you kindly. You are forgiven.”
“Thank you Father. Thats a great load off my mind. But I have one more question.”
“And what is that my son?”
“Should I tell her the war is over?”
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