A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”

The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit, and ate it.

The moral of this story is simple: to be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

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  1. sad, but true

    — Sok Peng #

  1. But what’s the point in sitting and doing nothing?

    — Artemis #

  1. You must be in high places to sit around on your buttock all day and not get in trouble.

    — Etan #

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