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A woman takes a lover while her husband is at work during the day. One day her son comes home and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. A little while later, the husband comes home, so the woman hides the man in the closet not knowing her son is in there. So the man and the son are standing in the closet, then the son says, “It’s dark in here.”

Man: “Yep”
Son: “I have a baseball”
Man: “That’s nice”
Son: “Wanna buy it?”
Man: “Sure, how much”
Son: “$250.00”

So the man pays him the money.

The next week, it happens again, the man and the son are standing in the closet together.

Son: “It’s dark in here”
Man: “Yeah”
Son: “I have a baseball glove”
Remembering the conversation from last week, the man says, “How much?”
Son: “$750.00”

So the man pays him the money.

A week later, the husband says to the son, “Hey sonny, grab your glove and ball, we’ll go play catch.” The son says, “I can’t dad, I sold them both.” The father asked, “How much did you sell them for?” to the son replying, “$1,000.00”. The father is astounded and says, “Son, you shouldn’t be ripping off your friends like that, I’m going to take you to church and you can confess.” So the father takes the son to church, puts him in the confessional booth and shuts the door.

The son is sitting in the confessional booth and says, “It’s dark in here”, to which the priest replied, “Don’t start that again”.

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Comments

1. U stole it from D2R!! *gasp*

   — Sok Peng 

1. I know, I said that I was taking them from another forum I read :tongue:
   http://www.toomuchsexy.org/archives/000143.php
   “Stolen from another forum I read:” :smile:

   — Etan 

1. So you’re a pornstar, but can’t take a joke about a priest committing adultery? Nice.

   — Etan 

1. F U

   — pornstar 

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