What’s extremely short, red, and can’t walk down corridors?
A baby with a spear through its head.
What’s the difference between a Lexus and a pile of dead babies?
I don’t have a Lexus in my garage.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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