TooMuchSexy.blog

A very handsome man with a tiny guy (with arms crossed) standing on his shoulder walks into a bar, plunks down a $50 orders a double martini.

Just as he reaches for the martini, the little guy runs down his arm, kicks over the drink, runs back to the shoulder and re-crosses his arms as he scowls at the bartender.

Second time - same thing - just as he reaches for the martini the little guy runs down and kicks it over.

After it happens the third time the bartender asks “What about that guy on your shoulder?”

The man replies: Well, I’m a test pilot. One time I crash landed, and upon jumping down kicked the top off a Djinni bottle and out floated a Djinni.”

“He gave me three wishes. First wish was to be very handsome, and that worked.

Second wish was to have all the money I could ever spend, and that worked.

Bartender said: “Oh, just like on I Dream of Jeannie right?”

The man replied: “Not exactly - my third wish was for a ten inch dick - and there he is on my shoulder.”

§

§

Comments

1. pianist

   — Edward 

§