A wealthy man decided it would be fun to have himself cloned.

The clone turned out to be an exact duplicate of the man except that it spoke nothing but extremely profane language.

After several months of listening to this, the man got fed up, took the clone up into the mountains and went to the edge of a steep cliff.

Looking around and not seeing anybody, he pushed the clone over the cliff.

Just then, a cop stepped out from behind some bushes and said, “I’m going to have to write you a ticket.”

“What for?”, asked the guy.

“For making an obscene clone fall.”

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  1. This joke is a stretch, dude.

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