Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”

“We’re short-handed, Smith” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”

“Thanks, boss,” says Smith “I knew I could count on you!”

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  1. He’d rather work than helping his wife cleaning attic.

    — Kobus Myburgh #

  1. Nate, call me stupid, but I can’t seem to vote on this joke? It’s a +1!

    — Kobus Myburgh #

  1. Don’t see why it didn’t work, worked fine for me (voting) and your IP isn’t banned on the voting system.

    Just pick a score, enter a comment and hit return.

    — Nate #

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