You know, the joke would still have been funny without the RIDICULOUS mammie-speak. In fact, more funny, because it wouldn’t have triggered the *uselessy offensive joke* alarms so immediately and thoroughly.
— Arthur 
Three black ladies were about to board a transatlantic flight.
The first lady said: “I don’t know ‘bout y’all, but I’m gonna wear me some hot pink panties before I gets on dat plane.“
“Why you gonna do dat?“ the other two asked.
The first lady replied: “Cause, if dat plane go down and I’m out der’ layin’ butt-up in a corn field, dey can find me first.“
The second lady says: “Well, I’m a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties.“
“Why you gonna wear dat?“ the others asked.
The second lady answered: “Cause if dis here plane is goin’ down and I’m floatin’ butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first.“
The third lady says: “Well, I’m not gonna wear no panties at all…“
“What? No panties?!“ the others said in disbelief.
“Dat’s right. I’m not wearin’ no panties,“ the third lady explained, “cause if dis here plane be goin’ down, da’ first thing dey’ be lookin’ for is da’ black box!“
Nate ‧ Posted 5 years, 4 months, 4 days, 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
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You know, the joke would still have been funny without the RIDICULOUS mammie-speak. In fact, more funny, because it wouldn’t have triggered the *uselessy offensive joke* alarms so immediately and thoroughly.
— Arthur
Easiest solution would be for you to lose the alarms.
— scooby
I converted it into plain English, it doesn’t seem as funny to me:
Three black ladies were about to board a transatlantic flight.
The first lady said: “I don’t know about you, but I’m going to wear some hot pink panties before I get on the plane.“
“Why are you going to do that?“ the other two asked.
The first lady replied: “Because, if that plane goes down and I’m out there laying butt-up in a corn field, they will see me first.“
The second lady says: “Well, I’m going to wear some fluorescent orange panties.“
“Why are you going to wear that?“ the others asked.
The second lady answered: “Because if this plane is going down and I’m floating butt-up in the ocean, they will see me first.“
The third lady says: “Well, I’m not going to wear any panties at all…“
“What? No panties?!“ the others said in disbelief.
“That’s right. I’m not wearing any panties,“ the third lady explained, “because if the plane is going down, the first thing they will look for is the black box!“
— Etan
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