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A woman wearing a real tight dress, and carrying a bunch of packages tries to get on a bus. She can’t get up the step so she reaches behind and drops the zipper on her skirt a little, tries again and still can’t make it, so she drops her skirt zipper a bit more, still no luck, she reaches back drops her skirt zipper a bunch and the guy behind her gooses her, picks her up, carries her on the bus, pays both fares, sets her down and kisses her left breast. The woman slaps him, and the guy says, “Honey after you pulled my zipper down the third time, I figured we were friends.”

What is goosing someone? This joke is circa 1987, fyi.

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Comments

1. He pinched her ass.

   — Asif 

1. Thanks.

   — Etan 

1. The English language is funny that way.  An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.

   — Beerhound 

1. My married brother-in-law used to goose me when I was a teenager (I also happen to be male) by extending his middle finger & shoving it up my (always-clothed) behind.  He seemed to enjoy this a lot.  I think he learned it in the army.

   http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entries/69/g0196900.html

   (The email address is fake.  Sorry about that).

   — "anonymous" 

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