Mommy, mommy, in class today we did ABC but I said, “ABCDEF.” Is that because I am blonde?

Yes, dear that’s because you’re blonde.

Mommy, mommy, we counted one, two, three, but I counted one, two, three, four five, six. Is that because I’m blonde?

Yes, dear, it’s because you are blonde.

Mommy, mommy, everyone else in the class doesn’t even need a bra, but I wear a “C” cup. Is that because I’m blonde?

No, dear. It’s because you’re 22.

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