A man hated Italians. He complained to his friend, “They talk with their hands; they smell like garlic; they’re always involved in shady enterprise.”
One day while walking down the street together, they saw an old Italian organ grinder standing on the corner, plying his trade. As they passed by, the man reached into his pocket, pulled out a twenty dollar bill, and put it in the monkey’s hat. The man’s friend was surprised and said, “What are you doing? I thought you hated Italians!”
The man replied, “I do, but I feel sorry for their kids.”
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