An airplane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
One Woman passenger lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the
plane and screamed, “I’m too young to die,” she cried. Then she yelled, “If
I’m going to die, I want My last minutes on earth to be memorable, Is there
anyone on this plane who can make Me feel like a WOMAN?”
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate Woman
in the front of the plane. Suddenly, a Man from Texas stood up in the rear
of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and
hazel eyes. Slowly, He started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning His shirt
as He went, one button at a time. No one moved. Finally, He removed His
shirt. Muscles rippled across His chest.
She gasped… Then, He spoke…
“OK Lady, then iron this—and get Me a beer.”
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