Little Mary always fell asleep at Sunday school so the nun asked her, “Who was our Lord and Savior?” Little Johnny who sat behind her took out a pencil and pokes her in the butt, making Mary yell “Jesus Christ!”
Very good says the teacher. Mary falls back asleep.
So the nun wakes her back up and asks, “Who created the universe?” Little Johnny pokes her in the butt with a pencil again, making Mary yell, “God Almighty!”
The teacher says very good. And unconvinced that Mary would stay awake, she asks Mary, “What did Eve say to Adam after giving birth?”
Little Mary jumped out of her seat and yells, “If you shove that thing in my butt one more time I’m gonna break it in half and shove it down your throat.”
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