A man is in the men’s room standing at the urinal when a midget comes up to him and begins looking at his privates.
The midget goes and grabs a step stool and puts it right up next to the man and begins to stare at his private area, making the man extremely uncomfortable. The midget proceeds to say, “You know, I know this is odd, but I have to say, those are the best looking testicles I have ever seen”.
The man is shocked and embarrassed by what is happening, but thanks the midget. Then the midget asks, “I know this is quite odd, but would you mind if I touched them?”
The man is taken aback by the request, but figures there’s no real harm and obliges the little man. So the midget reaches up and gets a nice firm grip on the man’s testicles and says, “Alright, give me your wallet or I’ll jump.”
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