This guy died with an erection. It was to big for the mortician to put him in a coffin, so the wife told the mortician to cut it off and shove it up his ass. The next day at the funeral the wife saw a tear in her dead husband’s eye.
She bent over and said, “I told you it hurts you fucking bastard.”
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