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It’s this lads 18th birthday, so he says to his Dad, “Well, Dad, 18 today so I must be a man now!”

His Dad looks at him and says, “Son, you’re not a man until you’ve had a woman. I’ll tell you what, heres fifty quid, get yourself down to the red light district and buy yourself a woman to show you everything and then you’ll be a man.

So the lad heads off to the Red Light district but on the way he spots his Grandmother walking the other way. She says, “Hello son! Where are you off to?”

So the boy explains all about it being his birthday and his Dad giving him some money to get a woman to introduce him to the delights of physical love.

Gran eyes the handsome young lad and, licking her lips, she says, “Don’t be daft son! Put your money away and come on back with me and I’ll show you what it’s all about and it won’t cost you a penny!”

Later back home Dad is sat watching TV when in walks the lad with a great stupid grin on his face. His Dad looks at him and says, “Well son, are you a man now?”

“You bet Dad!” exclaims the boy and hands his Dad the fifty pound note he had given him.

His Dad looks at the money and says, “Whats this? I gave you this to buy a woman.”

So the boy tells him about bumping into his Gran on the way and going back to her place after telling her what he was up to.

His Dad looks at him, shocked, and yells, “Oh no, Son you never fucked my mother?”

His son just looks at him, shrugs his shoulders and says…

“Aw, be fair Dad… you fucked mine!”

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