To my dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54 years, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this fax, hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn hotel.
Please don’t be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight.
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining-room table:
My dear husband,
Received your fax and thank you for your honesty.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation… although with one small difference:
18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18…
And therefore I wont be back before lunchtime tomorrow!
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