Warning

A scam is being pulled, mainly on older men.

What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this: They got me 7 times Friday and 5 times Saturday.

I wasn’t able to find them on Sunday.

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Comments

  1. ok so i dont know if this is a dumb question…but i dont get the joke. like at all.

    — sam #

  1. It’s a satire of most urban legends.

    The crime victim’s wistfulness is key to the jest, transforming the supposed account of repeated thefts into one of a lustful man so entranced by the sight of the woman’s nudity that not only didn’t he mind being repeatedly stolen from, he would actively go looking for it.

    — Nate #

  1. wow… that’s a very thorough explaination. rasberry

    — miniBruce #

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