The administration of this particular elementary school decided to start a more inclusive policy on which words were “bad” words. Among those initiated to the category was “suck” (when not referring to the principle of suction).

One day a child came up to the teacher to inform her that one of the other students had said a bad word.

“What was the bad word he said?” asked the teacher.

“I can’t say it.”

“It’s ok to tell me, you won’t get in trouble for it.”

“No, it’s too bad, I don’t want to say it”

“Well I have to know what he said in order to punish him. Can you tell me what it is without saying it?”

“Well… it rhymes with ‘fuck.’”

§

§

Comments

  1. Interesting.  I once had a Home Ec teacher in junior high who really hated the word “suck.”  That, to her, was the worst of the curses.

    — Mister Swill #

  1. tht jole was silli kiss  shocked  tongue_rolleye

    — lexi #

Respond privately

I am no longer accepting public comments on this post, but you can use this form to contact me privately. (Your message will not be published.)




§

AtomRSS 2.0Forked.net

Content © Nate Renrek, Design © Mark Pilgrim

§

New sponsors available contact me for more information
M00o93H7pQ09L8X1t49cHY01Z5j4TT91fGfr
Theatre Tickets