A blonde and a guy were out on a date. They ended up at a secluded location where they began to make out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he decided to ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.

“No!” yelled the blonde.

Undaunted, the guy figured she wasn’t ready yet. Things soon got pretty hot so he asked her if she wanted to go to the back seat again.

“No!” the blonde yelled again.

Things got even hotter. The blond was down to her underwear. The guy thought there was no way she would turn him down.

“For the last time, no!” said the blonde.

Frustrated, the guy asked, “Well, why the hell not?”

The blonde looked at him and said, “Because I wanna stay up here with you.”

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