A housewife is at home when she suddenly hears a knock on the door. When she opens the door a man asks her if she has a vagina. The woman slams the door in disbelief at what a stranger has just asked her.

The same thing happens for three consecutive days and the woman decides to tell her husband.

The husband says to the wife, “Tomorrow I am not going to work, and when the man asks if you have a vagina, say ‘yes’ and I will be hiding behind the door.”

The next day the same man comes again, and when the woman opens the door he asks if she has a vagina. The woman says, “Yes”.

The man then said, “Good, then please tell your husband to stop fucking my wife.”

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