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John died and arrived in Hell. He was met by the Devil and was told that in the new kinder, gentler, more customer focused Hell, each person is offered three choices of torture.

The Devil explained that these tortures run in 1,000-year cycles and you could pick which cycle to begin with.

The Devil took John to the first room; here a man was hung up by his feet and was being whipped with chains.

John said he did not think that was where he wanted to start.

They proceeded to the next room where a man was hung up by his arms and was being whipped by a cat-o-nine-tails. John also declined this form of torture.

The third room had a old man strapped to the wall naked, and a very beautiful young blonde woman was performing oral sex upon him. John told the Devil this is more like it, and this was the one he wanted.

The Devil said, “Are you sure? It lasts for a thousand years!”

John assured him this was the punishment he wanted. So the Devil walked over to the young blonde woman and said…

“You can go now, I’ve found your replacement.”

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Comments

1. considering that us gay people are supposedly going to hell, i’d think there’d be a lot of very happy guys waiting in line for that room…

   — ari 

1. Yes you are.  I’m glad you realize it.

   — the man 

1. RE: “the man”

   You’re a jerk.  You should really learn to keep your mouth shut.

   — Cameron Wilhelm 

1. ah well. such is life, even on blogs.

   anyway, if there is a hell, it’ll be a pretty nice place to be. all the cool people i know are going there.

   — ari 

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