A dude went into the drug store and asked to buy a rubber.
The clerk told him he doesn’t sell rubbers one at a time, he only sells packages of 6, 8 or 12.
The dude asks why.
The clerk said, “Well I don’t make any money off these things but I carry them for my regular customers any way and that’s how they buy them.”
The dude asks, “But why 6, 8 or 12?”
The clerk said, “Well, those packs of six are for my Jewish customers. You know they do it six days a week and rest on the Sabbath.”
He asked, “What about the pack of eight?”
The clerk said, “For my Black customers. You know they do it seven days a week and twice on Sunday.”
He asked, “And the packs of twelve?”
The clerk said, “That’s for my white customers. You know, January, February, March, …”
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