Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai, so he sent out a declaration throughout the country he was searching for one. A year passed, and only 3 people showed up: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai.
The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opened a match box, and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword, and the bumblebee dropped dead on the ground in 2 pieces. The emperor exclaimed: “That is impressive!”
The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and demonstrate his skills. The Chinese Samurai also opened a match box, and out buzzed a fly. Whoosh, Whoosh! went his sword, and the fly dropped dead on the ground; in 4 small pieces. The emperor exclaimed: “That is really VERY impressive!”
The emperor then had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he should be the head Samurai. The Jewish Samurai also opened a match box and out flew a gnat. His slashing sword went Whooooosh! Whooooosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around. The emperor, obviously disappointed, asked: “After all of that, why is the gnat not dead?”
The Jewish Samurai smiled. “Well,” he replied, “circumcision is not meant to kill.”
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