An Eskimo woman has car trouble and pulls into a garage. The mechanic tells her to go to the deli across the street and have lunch, while he examines the car.
She returns about an hour later to inquire. The mechanic sees her and says, “Looks like you’ve blown a seal.”
“No,” the woman says, wiping at her chin. “That’s just mayonnaise from the deli, now what’s wrong with my car?”.
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