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One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn’t find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, “This morning Eve and I made love for the first time.”

God said, “Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?”

Adam replied, “She’s down at the river, washing herself out.”

“Damn,” says God, “now all the fish will smell funny.”

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1. you’re a bad boy

   — Lisa 

1. This good-looking man walks into an Agent’s office in Hollywood and says “I want to be a movie-star.”

   Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he has all the right credentials.

   The agent asks, “What’s your name?”

   The guy says “My name is Penis Van Lesbian.”

   The agent says “Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are gonna have to change your name.”

   “I will NOT change my name! The Van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my Grandfather by changing my name. Not ever”

   The agent says “Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years… you will NOT succeed with a name like Penis Van Lesbian!! I’m telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name, or I will not be able to represent you.”

   “So be it!! I guess, we will not do business together,” the guy says…and leaves the Agent’s office.

   FIVE YEARS LATER….

   The Agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000.

   The Agent is awestruck… who would possibly send him $50,000?

   He reads the letter enclosed…

   “Dear Sir,

   Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood. You told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said and decided you were right.

   I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent.

   I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.

   Thank you for your advice.

   Sincerely,

   Dick Van Dyke

   — scooby (aka "me") 

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